What Midnight Looks Like at Every Stage of Your Life
By Caldwell Tanner
Title Image: What Midnight Looks Like at Every Age
Little Kid - Arguing with parents - “But i’m not even tiiiiired!
Kid - Having a slumber party - “THIS IS THE COOOOOLEST!”
Teenager - Hanging out in a parking lot. - “THIS Is BOOOORING”
College - In the library - “Ugh I wish I was out partying.”
Adult - At a party - “Ugh I wish I was at home reading.”
Parent - Arguing with kid - “Please go to sleep, we’re sooooo tiiiiiired!”
Older Parent - In bed, on the phone - “It is WAY PAST CURFEW YOUNG MAN, COME HOME THIS INSTANT, I DON’T CARE IF YOU WERE GOING TO WENDY’S WITH CLARISE.”
Baby - Asleep in the arms of an unseen tired person in a rocking chair, with a bottle of milk nearby.
Old - Asleep in a rocking chair, with a bottle of Scotch nearby.