An Embarrassing College Nightmare
By Caldwell Tanner
Panel One - Close up of a man with an unshaven face, who wakes up with a start.
Panel Two - The panel has zoomed out to reveal the man’s arms, which are are lifted up as if in a stretching pose. The man begins talking.
Man: Oh man, I just had the most embarrassing dream.
Panel Three - Same shot, he continues speaking, but now has turned his head to the right.
Man: I dreamt was back in college, but they wouldn’t let me graduate because I failed my physics exam!
Panel Four - A tall thin panel revealing that the man is actually chained to a wall, he is talking to the prisoner next to him, whom we currently can’t see.
Man: But the funny thing is, I didn’t even TAKE Physics in college!
Panel Five - A wide tall panel revealing that the prisoner next to the man is actually a skeleton
Man: Soooooo glad it was just a dream.
Panel Six - Same panel, a rat scurries across the foreground, the man’s face looked pained but happy.
Panel Seven - Big panel revealing that the man is chained to a wall in an exposed desert, a used nuclear warhead can be seen in the foreground, a ruined city is in the background.
Man: I can’t remember what my face looks like.