Most people can't wear short sleeve button paisley shirts. But most people don't have British accents.

The winter is tough on looks – everyone is bundled up, people put on a few pounds, and they all get way too pale. If you think someone still looks good during the winter, marry them before the weather gets warm again and you miss your chance.

I saw a huge woman wearing a shirt that said "USA." I think she did a pretty good impression.

Most of the athletes here wear clothes with their team name on it. But I think if you're wearing your team name, you should be willing to wear your record, too. Nothing will get you to change faster than everyone seeing "3-7" on your jacket.

People couldn't wear ugly clothes if clothing companies stopped making them. Although I'm pretty sure this one girl in my history class would still figure out how.

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