You Don't Have Much Time Left To Become:

The deadline for submissions is tomorrow at 11:59 PM, so if you think you're hot enough or if your roommate has a really hot girlfriend sign up here, or send someone this link:


  1. From now on I will link to one person a day that I want to fight. Today it is this guy, who shoots himself in the foot with a paintball gun. You are a jerk.
  2. Dude, this dog can skateboard down stairs, up ramps and it can wake board. My dad can't even stay inside her electric fence. My life sucks so much.
  3. This is one of those videos where what happens matches up almost exactly to what you hope will happen. I won't ruin it for you.
  4. This video is scary. Technology that can make you feel like your clothes are about to catch on fire? Also though, this reporter is REALLY cute. Watch her when she tests the laser thing, adorable!
  5. Soeveryday I think I'll post one guy I want to fight (above) and one girl I want to bang. Today that girl is Jessica Alba.

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Pic of the Day
Uh oh, we're going to have to eat these six real quick.