It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Be in a state school that gets out in the middle of may with the rest of the developed world, or be in a liberal arts school that doesn't let you f*cking graduate until June 1st? From Mike
  • Have a roommate who eats your sh*t (the food kind) without asking, or have a roommate who constantly eats your sh*t (the feces kind) after asking politely? From Josh
  • Have a live hamster living inside you (no negative health effects except occasionally it would tickle your insides), or be very, very slippery? From Jack
  • Watch Rookie of the Year, The Sandlot, Angels in the Outfield, or Little Big League if that's all that was on TV? From Andrew
  • Have Rachel Ray cook for you everyday, or have a pornstar f*ck you everyday? From kevin
  • Win a VCR and a Schwinn Bike on Legends of The Hidden Temple, or win a trip to Space Camp on Figure It Out? From David
  • Have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples? From tom
  • Be fat and have wings, or be a midget with mind reading powers? From Jack
  • Fail a final because you spent all night banging the chick of your dreams, or get a 100 on a final because you passed on banging the chick of your dreams to study? From Brett
  • Chug a glass of a guy's spit, or chug a glass of a hot girl's pee? From Scott
  • Toast Jigglypuff like a marshmallow and have Jigglypuff smores, or be hungry on your Pokemon forest camping trip? From Jessica

Finally, this week's winner of the You Are Very, Very Stoned Award is rob, who sent in this.

  • How funny would it be if animals could laugh if you tickle them? Or imagine how your dog or pet could laugh. What if you tickle an ant? Haha wow. From rob

Congrats Rob. Now, are you still holding?

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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